Do I Sink or Swim?
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chestermcbadbatt:

today at school we had a pep rally and the principal was giving motivational speeches and hes like “for exams, just remember the “tion” rule! it it ends in tion, it’s awesome! concentration, relaxation, participation, ect” and i leaned in my friend dany’s ear and whispered “anal penetration” and she started crying 

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youcouldbefound:

ifimeanalottoyou:

Effect of Drugs Under The Microscope by Sarah Shönfeld

It’s kinda weird; like each drug looks like the effect it’ll have on you, it’s crazy.

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learning-2love-myself:

Follow my blog~

learning-2love-myself:

Follow my blog~

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paulineafuckinga:

shae-elizabeth:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

m0shpotato:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

Of Mice & Men

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW PERFECT THIS IS OK

Oh stop it, you c;

I can’t stop watching this. Oh my god, it’s so perfect!

them legs

paulineafuckinga:

shae-elizabeth:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

m0shpotato:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

Of Mice & Men

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW PERFECT THIS IS OK

Oh stop it, you c;

I can’t stop watching this. Oh my god, it’s so perfect!

them legs

#
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“People feel removed from sexism. ‘I’m not a sexist, but I’m not a feminist.’ They think there’s this fuzzy middle ground. There’s no fuzzy middle ground. You either believe that women are people or you don’t. It’s that simple.”
Joss Whedon, in a gripping, insightful exploration of the word “feminist” (via goatpolice)
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interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

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willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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How my internet addiction started

alicehatesyouall:

perkachurr:

habibtipalestina:

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YES. FINALLY ONE OF THESE POSTS I CAN RELATE TO HOLY SHIT. you guys have no fucking idea how long i played on websites like these oh my god

is it just me or did anyone else play on the cake version of these sites?

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kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

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goddammitdamian:

I’m not a coward I’ve just never been tested #dirtygerund #skakid #me

goddammitdamian:

I’m not a coward I’ve just never been tested #dirtygerund #skakid #me

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shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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